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“Politically Correct”
Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A failed experiment in Artificial Intelligence.
One taco short of a combination plate.
Dumber than a box of hair.
Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
I'd like to challenge him to a battle of wits, but I wouldn't want to take advantage of an unarmed man.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
Trying to think without the proper equipment.
My personal favorite: Voted for Obama ... twice.
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